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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tired of all the Weight Loss Clinics?

By Amelia Handley

Have you ever been a weight loss clinic? Chances are that if you've been a weight loss clinics we can jump right from there to the assumption that you've been to weight loss clinics (emphasis on the plural). Aren't they all disgustingly similar in technique and look? And none of them seem to work!

Is there some sort of secret agenda that is supposed to be fulfilled by the boring decor that seems to overwhelm most weight loss clinics? Or did they just all hire the same interior decorator? And why in the world do they all hire the same tiny, little, cute college girl to man the front counter? And who in the heck decided she was capable of counseling people on how to lose weight? She's probably, like,-- years old and weighs approximately 85 pounds. Where could she be coming from when she says she understand how difficult it is to lose weight?

The only reason they could possibly have for hiring her is to taunt all the struggling dieters. Nothing's worse than having the adorable child "hmmm" and "huhhh" over your paperwork before deciding to offer something heart felt and inspirational like, "I know it's hard, but try not to eat things off plan and maybe you'll stop gaining weight." (Sarcasm was fully intended in case you didn't notice).

At this point it's fully understandable if you knocked her block off and left her dazed and confused while her swivel chair continued swiveling without her. I said understandable because I've wanted to do the same thing, but don't actually DO it! You'll get in a bit of trouble for that particular maneuver. And you might even hurt the itty bitty girl. Instead...you should just get up and walk yourself right out of there and while you're at it make a vow. You should vow never, ever to step foot in weight loss clinics again.

So once you get yourself out of there and you follow through on never visiting weight loss clinics again...you still need to lose those extra pounds. Right? So now what? Now you consider an option you may have previously overlooked. The weight loss clinics that seem to be on every corner aren't the only valid option when it comes to effective weight loss. The next step is to consider the online options offered by HCG Diet Direct (www.HCGDietDirect.com). Their homeopathic HCG weight loss formula offers drastic weight loss results in a short time period.

HCG Diet Direct's homeopathic formula is available for online purchase with immediate shipment. That means you order it online without the need for any annoying doctor's office visits, any unecessarily inconvenient prescriptions, or any required visits to chat with a skinny college girl who wants to know what you've eaten today. HCG's all natural effects offer drastic results of up to 1 to 2 pounds per day. It's an amazingly effective method considering the competition in today's weight loss industry. Get online and check it out. You won't be sorry. But regardless...remember your vow...never subject yourself to weight loss clinics again. Having to discuss your weight issues with that skinny little college girl is inhumane. - 17273

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